Gun porn comes in many different versions, whether it’s a beautiful weapon standing alone in an image or a practically naked, beautiful chick holding a badass rifle on a magazine page. Gun porn is gun porn, and I can admire it all. A beautiful gun and a beautiful woman are both hard to beat.
As a woman, I can say it’s not a male stripper or a man with his shirt off that does it for me. If I had a woman cave or a porn stash hidden between my mattress, you would find fold-outs of dudes in TDU’s (Tactical Dress Uniform) but not a dude in just any Tactical Uniform. Most TDU’s are designed solely for “uniform functionality” and to display what branch they serve in the military. But many TDU’s can make you look like a child playing dress up with daddy’s work clothes, which of course is not “sexy.”
I’m a woman, but I want to look good in my TDU’s too. So how can all of us find that Tactical Dress Uniform that is functional and sexy all at the same time? Do they exist? Or do you have to be 6 feet tall and 200 pounds to look good in your TDU’s?
My obsession with YouTube gun porn has recently led me to what I believe is the answer in my extensive search for the best Tactical Uniform. America, I would like to introduce you to UF Pro and their “How To” videos. I am officially obsessed, and I now have an incurable addiction to UF PRO. Why? Because UF Pro makes tactical sexy.
Their movies draw you in, and the next thing you know, you are among the baddest of the bad, rappelling down the side of a building and crashing through a window or stacking up with your team ready to break down a door. You may be battling high-tech drones in the middle of the desert or find yourself in the snowy mountains learning how to sneak up and disarm the enemy. The narrated videos are epic, explosive, and very informative; not to mention, their gear is legit, the acting is pro, and the dudes look damn good in their TDU’s.
Yes, UF Pro makes tactical sexy.
Looking fashionably badass is a big deal to me, and I can say I am partial to UF Pro as it fills that niche. Their gear truly is what they portray in their videos and then some. Reinforced knees and elbows, ventilation systems that are unique and actually work, padded shoulders, and tough seams that won’t tear and give out after their first tumble in dirt or the washing machine. And how about all those pockets! You will run out of gear before you run out of pockets. The gear is also more form-fitting than all of the competition, but don’t let that scare you. The design and fabric give you total flexibility and cooperation with your movements, so you never have to worry about feeling restricted. UF Pro does not limit you in any way! If anything, it will bring out your inner pro. Not to mention how fashionably fierce it will make you look, all at the same time.
Sexy aside for a moment, this gear is legit, and you can tell it has been designed by real-life badasses with real-life experience in the field.
My tactical wardrobe now consists entirely of UF Pro’s finest gear. Their apparel has filled the niche of “fashion for the fierce,” and I know it will last me a very, very long time.
If you have seen a UF Pro “How To” video, I highly recommend taking a few moments to fuel your inner John Wick by checking one out. These short clips are completely enthralling and do a remarkable job of showing the badass functionality of their gear. And who knows… you may learn a few new moves and become a pro with UF Pro.
Carry on…
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www.anarchyoutdoors.com
